Funny Friday #5 6/12/20

1.What do you call two bananas? Slippers.

2.Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.

3.Why didn’t the orange win the race? It ran out of juice.

4.What did one DNA strand say to the other DNA strand? Do these genes make my butt look big?

5.Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.

6.What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot? A walkie talkie.

7.Why are robots never afraid? They have nerves of steel.

8.What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs.

9.What kind of haircuts to bees get? Buzzcuts.

10.Why was the broom running late? It over-swept!