Funny Friday #4 6/05/20

1.How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying? You rocket.

2.Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He felt crummy.

3.What is worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis!

4.What building in New York has the most stories? The public library.

5.What is a computer's favorite snack? Chips.

6.What was the first animal in space? The cow that jumped over the moon.

7.How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience.

8.How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles.

9.What did the nose say to the finger? "Quit picking on me!".

10.What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.