Funny Friday #3 5/29/20

1.A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes.

2.When the past, present, and future go camping they always argue. It's intense tense in tents.

3.Need an ark? I Noah guy.

4.Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population? Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.

5.I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

6.What washes up on tiny beaches? Microwaves.

7.What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays.

8.I want to make a chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon.

9.Two fish are in a tank, one says to the other "how do you drive this thing?".

10.What award did the person who invented a door knocker get? A no-bell prize.