Funny Friday #2 5/22/20

1.Who's the smartest pig in the world? Albert Ein-swine.

2.Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

3.Doctor: Sir, I think your DNA is backwards. Me: And?

4.What is fast, loud, and crunchy? A rocket chip.

5.What do you call a droid that takes the long way around? R2 detour.

6.I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.

7.I Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says “The Titanic is syncing.”

8.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

9.What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.

10.I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.