Funny Friday #14 8/14/20

1.I spent five minutes fixing a broken clock yesterday. At least, I think it was five minutes.

2.What do you call a cow that can’t moo? A milk dud.

3.What room doesn’t have doors? A mushroom.

4.Why was the broom late? It over-swept.

5.What do you get when you put cheese next to some ducks? Cheese and quakers.

6.What do you call a tired pea? Sleep-pea.

7.Why do computers never fall asleep? They’re too wired.

8.Did you hear the story about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed some space.

9.Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? He was just going through a stage.

10.What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line.