Funny Friday #13 8/07/20

1.What’s blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

2.What kind of music do balloons hate? Pop.

3.What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry.

4.Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? She’ll Let It Go.

5.Don’t leave any food around your computer. It takes a lot of bytes.

6.Why can’t Cinderella play soccer? Because she’s always running away from the ball.

7.Why can’t the music teacher start his car? His keys are on the piano.

8.What do cows read? CATTLE-logs.

*Personal favorite Funny Friday 9.Why are spiders great web developers? They like finding bugs.

10.Why kind of bug is in the FBI? A SPY-der.