Funny Friday #12 7/31/20

1.Why do we never tell jokes about pizza? They're too cheesy.

2.Did you hear the joke about the roof? Never mind it's over your head.

3.What do you do if someone rolls their eyes at you? Roll them back.

4.What did the sink say to the potty? You look flushed!

5.Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid. He was a little Thor.

6.What kind of nut doesn’t like money? Cash-ew.

7.Why shouldn’t you tell secrets in a cornfield? There are too many ears.

8.What did the snowman ask the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

9.Why do bowling pins have such a hard life? They’re always getting knocked down.

10.What should you get a hunter for their birthday? A birthday pheasant.

-Credit World's Best Tuba Player