Welcome to Funny Friday #10 7/17/20 This is the 70th day since the first Funny Friday and there is now 100 Funny Friday Jokes!

1.I tried to catch fog yesterday. But I mist.

2.Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing.

3.A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

4.Why are frogs always so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.

5.What do you call a musician with problems? A trebled man.

6.What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

7.Why are elevator jokes so good? They work on many levels.

8.What do you call a guy who never farts in public? A private tutor.

9.What happened when the blue ship and the red ship collided at sea? Their crews were marooned.

10.What’s orange and sounds like a parrot. A carrot!