Funny Friday #1 5/15/20

Welcome to the first 10 Just Jokes!

1.What did one elevator say to the other? I think I'm coming down with something.

2.What do you call a twitching cow? Beef Jerky.

3.I was trying all night to find the sun. Then it dawned on me.

4.Some people have a hard time sleeping. But I can do it with my eyes closed.

5.What does a house where? Address.

6.Dogs can't go through MRI's, but cats can.

7.Why is corn such a good listener? Because it's all ears.

8.Did you here the rumor about the butter? Well I'm not going to spread it.

9.I keep trying to lose weight, but it always finds me.

10.Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? Because he couldn't see himself doing it.