Funny Friday #32 6/02/21

1.What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a joke?

2.Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One turned to the other and said, “Wow, it’s pretty hot in here.” The other one shouted, “Wow, a talking muffin!”

3.What is Forrest Gump’s email password? 1forrest1.

4.Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? 10,000 soles were lost.

5.Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

6.Did you hear about the beautiful wedding? Even the cake was in tiers.

7.What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

8.My new thesaurus is terrible. Not only that, but it’s also terrible.

9.What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics? "Opps!".

10.What do you call a man who can’t stand? Neil.