Funny Friday #31 6/18/21

1.What is a cheerleader’s favorite drink? Rootbeer!

2.Why was the sky so unhappy? It had the blues.

3.Where do boats go when they get sick? The dock.

4.What pet makes the loudest noise? A trum-pet.

5.What's easy to get into but hard to get out of? Trouble.

6.What do you call two fat people having a chat? A heavy discussion.

7.What did the triangle say to the circle? You are pointless.

8.What kind of crackers do firemen like in their soup? Firecrackers!

9.What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a million letters in it? A post office.

10.What runs but doesn't get anywhere? A refrigerator.