Funny Friday #30 6/04/21

1.How do you shoot a killer bee? With a bee-bee gun.

2.Who earns a living driving their customers away? A taxi driver.

3.What kind of dogs like car racing? Lap dogs.

4.Why couldn't the pirate play cards? Because he was sitting on the deck!

5.What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I'm coming down with something.

6.What do you call the security guards who work at the Samsung store? Guardians of the Galaxy.

7.What word is always spelled wrong in the Dictionary? Wrong.

8.Why did the duck get a penalty? For foul play.

9.When does Friday come before Thursday? In the dictionary.

10.What kind of bird sticks to sweaters? A Vel-Crow.