Funny Friday #29 5/21/21

1.What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits.

2.What lights up a soccer stadium? The soccer match.

3.Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? It's pointless.

4.Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash!

5.Why did the barber win the race? He took the short cut.

6.Where do snowmen keep their money? In snow banks.

7.What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday!

8.How do hens cheer for their team? They egg them on.

9.What season is it when you are on a trampoline? Spring.

10.What has one head, one foot and four legs? A bed.