Funny Friday #28 05/07/21

1.Why did the M&M go to school? It wanted to be a Smartie.

2.I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.

3.Rest in peace to boiling water... You will be mist.

4.What do you call a train carrying bubblegum? A chew-chew train.

5.Why can’t male ants sink? They’re buoy-ant.

6.There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

7.What do dentists call their x-rays? Tooth pics!

8.Why are toilets always so good at poker? They always get a flush

9.I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster. But if anything, it made him more sluggish.

10.Want to hear a joke about a roof? This one's on the house.