Funny Friday #25 03/19/21

1. What snack should you make for the Snowman Party? Ice Krispy's!

2.Why did the king go to the bathroom? He wanted to sit on the throne.

3.What is a zombie's favorite thing to eat? Brain food.

4.What does an alien do when it is bored in school? Spaces out.

5.What did the egg do when it was late for breakfast? It scrambled.

6.What do you call a pounding headache? A temple tantrum!

7.Why was the man mad at the clock? He was ticked off!

8.Why did Rudolph have a bad report card? Because he went down in history!

9.Why can't you spell dark with a "c"? Because you can't c in the dark.

10.What do you do when an astronaut’s wife is upset? Give her some space.