Funny Friday #24 2/26/21

1.What part of the fish weighs the most? The sacales.

2.What did the paper say to the pencil? Write on!

3. What did the flower say after it told a joke? I was just pollen your leg.

4.What kind of vegetable is angry? A steamed carrot.

5.What do you call bears with no ears? B.

6.What’s yellow and looks like pineapple? A lemon with a new haircut.

7.What did the lunchbox say to the banana? You really have appeal.

8.What did the mouse say to the keyboard? You're my type!

9.How do squids get to school? They take an octobus.

10.Why did the woman become an archeologist? Because her career was in ruins.