Funny Friday #23 2/12/21

1.How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience.

2.What do you cakes and baseball have in common? They both have a batter.

3.What do you call two bananas? Slippers.

4.What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud!

5.What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon? "I Apollo-gize."

6.What did one DNA strand say to the other DNA strand? Do these genes make my butt look big?

7.Why couldn't the astronaut book a hotel on the moon? Because it was full.

8.How do pickles enjoy a day out? They relish it.

9.What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier? Cowboom!

10.Why do porcupines always win basketball? They have a lot of points.