Funny Friday #22 1/29/21

I'm back! After my 3 month break, I'm back. I originally left because nearly no one was viewing my website at all. However, in the 3 months that I was gone people viewed my website still. I created a history page on my website and I hope you'll check it out Here. I've decided to upload every other week to minimize the workload for myself. Well enjoy Funny Friday and get ready for next week's jokes on Wednesday.

1. When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look? Because when you find it, you stop looking.

2.What did the Dalmatian say after lunch? That hit the spot!

3.How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern...

4.What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling.

5.How do you make a lemon drop? Just let it fall.

6.What did the limestone say to the geologist? Don’t take me for granite!

7.How do you talk to a giant? Use big words.

8.What falls in winter but never gets hurt? Snow.

9.How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.

10.How does a scientist freshen her breath? With experi-mints!