Funny Friday #21 10/02/20

1.My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face

2.When does a joke become a “dad” joke? When the punchline is a parent.

3.Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I roll.

4.Why don’t ants ever get sick? Because they have little anty bodies.

5.Which bird has the worst manners? Mocking birds.

6.What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.

7.Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’ll be a mile away, and you’ll have their shoes.

8.Want to hear a roof joke? The first one’s on the house.

9.What language do pigs speak? Swine language.

10.Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.