Funny Friday #20 9/25/20 This is the 132nd day since the first Funny Friday and there is now 200 Funny Friday jokes! Today marks 155 days since this website was created.
1.Where do you learn to make banana splits? At sundae school.
2.Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal.
3.What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look! No hands!
4.Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus.
5.What do you call a blind dinosaur? A do-you-think-he-saw-us.
6.What do you call a guy lying on your doorstep? Matt.
7.What does a spider’s bride wear? A webbing dress.
8.What do you call a flower that runs on electricity? A power plant!
9.What room can nobody enter? A mushroom!
10.What has four wheels and flies? A rubbish truck!