Funny Friday #18 9/11/20

1.What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

2.What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milk shake!

3.Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach? Because they might peel.

4.How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed? Your head hits the ceiling.

5.Why did the man run around his bed? Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

6.What do you call a duck that gets all A’s? A wise quacker.

7.What animal is always at a game of cricket? A bat.

8.How does the moon man cut his hair? Eclipse it.

9.How are false teeth like stars? They come out at night!

10.What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.