Funny Friday #17 9/04/20

1.I invented a new word. Plagiarism.

2. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.

3.How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience.

4.Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.

5.How does a scientist freshen her breath? With experi-mints.

6.What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

7.How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.

8.What did the limestone say to the geologist? Don’t take me for granite.

9.When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look? Because when you find it, you stop looking.

10.Why do candles always go on the top of cakes? Because it’s hard to light them from the bottom.