Funny Friday #16

1.What do you call a hen who counts her eggs? A mathemachicken.

2.What do you call a fish without eyes? Fsh.

3.What do cats wear to bed? Paw-jamas.

4.What did the dog say to the sandpaper? Ruff.

5.What do you call a dog in the winter? A chili dog.

6.Where should a dog never go shopping? The flea market.

7.What is the dog’s favorite button on a remote? Paws.

8.What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You could step in a poodle.

9.What kind of dog does Dracula have? A bloodhound.

10.What is a dog’s favorite city? New Yorkie!