Funny Friday #15 8/21/20

1.Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibition? Because it was cultured.

2.Why is it annoying to eat next to basketball players? They dribble all the time.

3.What’s the most expensive kind of fish? A gold fish.

4.Why did the cake grow a daisy? It was made with flower.

5.Why did the garden feel overcrowded? There wasn’t mushroom.

6.What do you call a student who doesn’t like math class? Calcu-hater.

7.What do piggies use when they have an infection? Antibiotic oinkment.

8.Why is it okay if you forget how to make a boomerang? It will come back to you.

9.What’s Superman’s favorite drink? PUNCH.

10.What did one elevator yell to the other? I’m falling!